Better watch out, Angel Wings. I've got something pointy with your name on it for the next time you annoy me too much.

Okay, I'm lost. What the hell is everyone going on about? I don't feel that different than I did last week. Maybe a little more mellow

Screw this place, and everyone in it. I'm over it.

Geez, this is the week all the crazies come out I'm gonna say the magic words: I'm bored.

[Blondie]
How you holding up, kiddo?

Well, that was cheerful. Anybody else up for some R&R?

I see a lot of people losing their freaking minds.  If anyone needs help just let me know.

[Gabriel]

We haven't chatted in awhile, Bro.  How've you been holding up in this wanna be Hell?

[James]

Are you alright?  Everyone else seems to be falling apart.

This is more vaguely irritating than torturous.

The kid's right. This place sucks.

I'm ready to go back to heaven now. Any day, really. House just fucking get it over with and don't bring me back

Who: Meg Masters and Gabriel
Where: Library, second floor
When: Thursday, late night
Summary: Meg and Gabriel meet face to face in order to strike a deal.
Rating: None as yet, but will update if need be.

You know, it's bad form to make a bet that you know the winner can never collect on.

I never want to see the 70s again.

Oh goody, so the afterlife is real. Fan-fucking-tastic. Heaven, Hell, or Purgatory? My money's on Purgatory. At least till I'm accosted by fat babies with wings, and heart arrows; or I hear stupid gospel singing; or I'm told that the Devil is locked up in the freezer, or some such bullshit.

Yeah, so, has anyone seen a cane around here? Or some paper and a pen?

Oh, yeah, name's Rachel.

It sucks knowing that my closest siblings hate me. You'd think we'd get along, what, with us being triplets, but -pfffft- no. Raz, and Gabe were so much closer. I wish I could go back. I wish I could undo some of the damage I've caused, but I can't.

Sometimes I dream that they'll forgive me, but I know they won't. I'm going to give up; stop trying. It's not worth it.

The crap is THIS thing?

[5 minutes later]

Bullshit, I can do that shit without a device.

...click, click, boom. time's finally up, Ii think... i knew it was too good to be true, the invincible thing. fml

[Kevin]
Do you th Do you think you can help me to the clinic that the new guy set up?

SAM!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

You wanna start another prank war when we're on a fuckin' job, okay. Fine. Oh, it is on. It is so on, bitch.

If anybody finds a distressed giraffe, please return him to me immediately.

Asgard is nice and all, I'm just more impressed by their willingness to have threesomes.

It's been a few days so I'm going to try this again. Cara? Check in?

Seriously, has anyone even seen her?

I guess being Loki is kind of a bad idea in Asgard.