Hey kiddo, you wanna go see what all the fuss is about with this Asgardian beer? I'll let ya, if you want. I need a fucking drink so bad

Has anyone seen Andy? I haven't heard from him since I got back and I'm worried.

Does anyone want company, for that matter? I hate this holiday

It's totally cool how everyone is gushing about all the different cool aspects of this place. We all sound like a bunch of tourists at Disneyland.

Asgard: the new Disneyland. Next thing you know it's going to be a commercial destination.

[Displaced/Surprise Kids]

Have to say I'm impressed more of you didn't get smashed and then, as a consequence, get caught.

Good on you. Then again some of you are like five, but whatever.

Have we found anything entertaining other than drinking the magic god ale that gets tiny girls drunk off one cup?

[Mom and Dad]

So are you

[Mom & Dad]

So have you guys explored this place much at all?

Okay, I didn't ask for a free ticket to bizarro Disneyland. What gives?

Dads?