The Resort
Man, the locals here are sore losers. Anybody at the casino?
I have better things to do than be kidnapped by people who don't know who they're messing with. You can take my weapons, but you certainly can't take my fists and I really don't appreciate the pip-boy embedded in my wrist- what is this thing, anyway? It's ridiculous. It doesn't even log my inventory or my health, what use is it?!
Also, there's some sleeping guy in here and he's definitely nothing to do with me. Is that grass outside? What