Um, so...if anyone met me for the first time within the past seven or eight days (Cordelia, right?) I'm really sorry; I'm usually not so...conceited. Bones, thanks for not strangling me lol :P

In other news, I found this, which made me laugh and I thought I'd share. REPRESENT! ...yeah okay I'm way too white to be saying that, but you know what I mean.

[Dr. Owens]
Thanks again for everything. I don't know, you know, if it counted when I said it all half out of it and all. So I wanted to say it again. Could you tell your cute doctor friend I said so, too?

Okay so you know what this place really needs? Some of those YOU ARE HERE maps. With a great big sticker on it. And arrows. This had better not be another stupid demon dimension thing. Unless there's jewelry. Is there jewelry?

I look really cute today, I mean like over the top, holy bananas cute. Days like this, back home, it would mean a clubbing night. Is the room of requirement free/would anyone mind if I went up to see if I can get it to turn into a club? Totally a great day for it, don't you guys think? Obviously you do, but

[After taking his card, Cian is now officially a proper dragon and is collecting a hoard. Again. Feel free to notice any of your jewels missing ;) Anything made of a precious metal in the common rooms/kitchens is also probably gone and in a huge pile in Cian's room]

Any virgins out there?

[Groggily and with a raspy voice] ...what happened...? Why am I in the clinic...?

Impossible. Although I ha I

Anybody wanna take Ozzy out to play? I don't feel like going out but he's driving me nuts...

OMG THIS THING IS SO COOL!
Where am I?
How did I
...really, though? My dad just got home from that big expedition and I haven't seen him in person in like
This dress is awful. I mean it's really awful and unflattering and ugly as hell and I just
No but this thing is SO COOL THOUGH! How did it get in my arm like this?! I wanna see how you did it!
Okay really though, I need to go back home so that my dad doesn't worr
...well, this is stupid.

Okay, I get it already. I need to hurry up and make lemon bars for you guys so you won't keep hating me keep playing tricks on me. Someone tell me where I am please?

[OOC: uh...stage two: anger]

Oh, that's IT! Send me home! I want out of this flipping house, now! You're sending home everybody I care about one by one I'm sick of it!

Because Jennsen will just worr ...can you do me a favor...?

There is very little logical sense in this house. Despite being on opposite sides, both the beach and the garden have incredibly varying temperatures.

Has anybody mapped the stars here before?

WHO: Caitlin Murphy (Open, if someone wants to tag in)
WHAT: Stage 1. Denial and Isolation
WHERE: Out on the beach
WHEN: Late night Wednesday
WARNINGS: Feels? IDK. It's Caiti, for cryin' out loud. How bad can it really be?
STATUS: Complete (if no one jumps in)

( Caiti didn't recognize the feeling because she wasn't used to it. Caiti felt lost. )

* appears to be a filtered message specifically to each character

I'm so glad we made it out of all of that alive. I love you. Can we get together? My room?

...will you stay with me tonight? My bed is too big
Ozzy keeps whimpering at the door
I hate this... Please?