I don't know what you're all so embarrassed about - I had quite a lot of fun this past week. In fact, I think I'll watch one of my favourite episodes next... Might forego the ice cream now, though...

Good to know everyone else had a really weird week too. Although I'm definitely thinking that hiding in my room sleeping for another one is sounding like a really great idea right now.

Apparently I decided to get rid of all of my shirts last week...

We should probably talk...

Sorry I'm not sorry about last week. Not even a little.

I also apologise for how I acted last week. I hope they're both happier

...did I really spend an entire week lying on the beach? What if someone needed help? What's wrong with me?

Um. Is everyone okay? Does anyone need medical attention?

...so...uh...do we...acknowledge or ignore?

Um, so...if anyone met me for the first time within the past seven or eight days (Cordelia, right?) I'm really sorry; I'm usually not so...conceited. Bones, thanks for not strangling me lol :P

In other news, I found this, which made me laugh and I thought I'd share. REPRESENT! ...yeah okay I'm way too white to be saying that, but you know what I mean.

[Dr. Owens]
Thanks again for everything. I don't know, you know, if it counted when I said it all half out of it and all. So I wanted to say it again. Could you tell your cute doctor friend I said so, too?

Guess I have to come right out and ask. Does anyone know if there are girls named Nolly or Farrin here in this house?

I may have taken quite a bit of stuff that didn't belong to me. It's all in [Location]. I'm really sorry about that. Probably a good thing eBay couldn't really work here...

Also, I was diving for sunken treasure (don't ask) in the pool and I found this weird technological device. It looks important. If you're missing it, I didn't leave it in the other room. It's with me.

[Cara]
So sorry for asking if I could sell your paintings. I would never do that. You uh feeling any better? Less like cutting me?

Well. That was...different...

[Natasha]
That was an interesting week...