| Asgard-Filtered to James |
[18 Jun 2013|12:19am] |
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Had an interesting chat with your mother today, Jim.
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| Voice Post - Secure Filter Elle/Sarah |
[18 Jun 2013|03:48pm] |
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Got something for you, darling. Where are you? I'll come to you and show you how to use it.
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| Darcy |
[18 Jun 2013|04:13pm] |
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Can I ask you a weird question?
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| Darcy |
[18 Jun 2013|04:18pm] |
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So on a scale of one to you're now a hermit how embarrassed are you now and what's it going to take to kick you out of that mode?
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| Fail!Filter to Emily (Open to EVERYONE) |
[18 Jun 2013|04:24pm] |
Hey, I was thinking the other day and was wondering if you want to learn how to work with knives a little too?
If you want we could grab food and talk over it. I'd like to help prepare you for whatever, though.
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We should grab food and work with knives. I'd like to. I like you.
[OOC: Multiple responses accepted!]
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| Filtered to Jake |
[18 Jun 2013|05:19pm] |
I'm really sorry about yesterday being all weird on the beach. Admittedly, I was kinda stoned...
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( Filter failures belooooowwww )
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| fail!filter to Prim, now a public post |
[18 Jun 2013|07:47pm] |
Hey little duck, do you want to go to the beach today? I know you don't get to decide what we'll be doing a lot I may have noticed some eye rolling to that effect anyway so I figured I'd ask you before I suggested it.
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Hey, fuck? I know you don't get to a lot.
[Message sent]
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| FAIL!Filter to Kim (OPEN TO EVERYONE!) |
[18 Jun 2013|08:14pm] |
So, apparently in some world Kevin's face has some weird facial hair.
And Jared is gross and has some strange greasy curl. And somehow they still manage to be semi-attractive, at least?
Thought I'd try and cheer you up and see if you're still up for the lessons we talked about?
[Filtered to Jared (Open to re-direct even to multiples)]
I think you're rubbing off on me on this whole internet and people thing.
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I think you were rubbing on me on the internet.
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That's not what I said! Please don't do that, I don't like this!
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I don't like you or what you said.
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| Filter!Fail to the Doctor, redirect to everyone |
[18 Jun 2013|08:28pm] |
I'm bored and you know what happens to the nearest of your dear little pets when when I'm bored, don't you? And, well, I'm so sorry to tell you the nearest person to me right now is your dear daughter...
I'm afraid that unless you cease hiding from me and can come up with a legitimate escape plan or other similar way to entertain me, I might just have to stop playing happy uncles and act on my boredom and we don't want that to happen, now do we?
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I'm so sorry, dear.
I'm afraid and a git and bore.
[/Message Sent]
What!? No, that is not what I said at all! I'm going to take a hammer and rip out your circuits, you sorry little piece of shit!
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I said I'm a sorry little piece of shit!
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STOP IT! I'm not going to put up with this sort of ridiculous mangling of what I'm trying to say!
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I'm ridiculous!
[/Message Sent]
[Error: Message Not Sent (There was an error creating a new message: You've been posting too frequently, and can't make another post right now.)]
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[18 Jun 2013|10:52pm] |
Not gonna bother fucking around with the filters. Kitty's comm is possessed or some shit. And Ems, she's not a psycho, honestly, and Elise, your mom does not hate you, whatever came through to you wasn't what she was saying at all.
Everybody else...whatever, I covered it in the first two sentences. Yeaaaaah, buddy this is gettin' old, House.
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