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[22 May 2013|01:42am] |
So, Kim and I may or may not have been objectifying your brother and you. But I found that gem and you really are adorable.
And I miss you.
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[22 May 2013|04:50am] |
Hey, house, I get that you're probably not a Science Bros shipper, but I'm gonna tell you that I am and I'd really appreciate it if you'd let me find my science bro, okay?
Don't tag your hate, geez.
Who the hell showed me Tumblr? Because I hate you. I also love you. It's a great time waster, but when you start speaking the teenage lingo of a website it's probably a good time to stop. At least I don't sound like I'm from the 80s, I suppose.
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[22 May 2013|04:06pm] |
Varför köttet dansa? Varför köttet dansa? Varför köttet dansa? Varför köttet dansa? Varför köttet dansa? Varför köttet dansa?
[a few moments later]
Jag skrev inte att. Vad fan är detta? Vilket språk är detta?
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[22 May 2013|09:13pm] |
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is this from a capitol thing? im NINE not 12 you made a mistake and i was supposed to be watching my sister where is she? wheres my dad? i dont want to go on any rides i want to go home
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[22 May 2013|10:11pm] |
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I don't have time for this, and I will not reduce myself to groveling. Return me to my home immediately!
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[22 May 2013|10:12pm] |
...you have got to be fucking kidding me... Come on! Fuck's sake, I have carpool today and Char's meet this weekend and NO NO NO I thought this was over!
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[22 May 2013|10:18pm] |
Gross house, guys. So not funny. What did you put in my champagne, Shelly? Daddy is going to be pissed if I don't make curfew tonight seeing as I have that wedding to go to tomorrow! Probably why he managed to implant my cell phone into my arm. Damn, my dad is weird, yet awesome.
[Out Loud]
Well, at least I still have my panties on. There's that.
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[22 May 2013|10:18pm] |
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This is not Voyager. The technology of this implant is not of the twenty-fourth century. Someone explain.
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[22 May 2013|10:21pm] |
Uh. ...all right, little creepy and unprompted for any kind of hazing, but okay, I can dig...I guess? But uh, this phone thing in my arm. Kinda over the top. Seriously, though, one month, six days sober...I know this is a weirdo dream or some withdrawal shit or something, cuz what the fuck?
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[22 May 2013|10:25pm] |
Oh my God, what the hell is going on?! ...where am I...?
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[22 May 2013|10:30pm] |
...no...no, no...oh, no, no, no, I can't be here right now. FRICK! No, not like this, not right now, I thought I served my t
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[22 May 2013|10:38pm] |
Patrick? Patrick where are you?!
Mommy? Daddy?
oh that's right, they went bye bye.
Aunt Carol??!
Has anyone seen a boy about my age? He's my twin, and we always do things together, and I am so proud of myself! I figured out this stupid device can make me talk to people. 'cept I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
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[22 May 2013|10:45pm] |
I see a lot of people losing their freaking minds. If anyone needs help just let me know.
[Gabriel]
We haven't chatted in awhile, Bro. How've you been holding up in this wanna be Hell?
[James]
Are you alright? Everyone else seems to be falling apart.
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[22 May 2013|10:45pm] |
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Я не понимаю этого теста.
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[22 May 2013|10:46pm] |
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This some goddamn new SHIELD tactic Widow? Drug a guy and dump him in a house?
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[22 May 2013|11:11pm] |
i wannnna gohome now idnot feellll good
mommmmy ware u?
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[22 May 2013|11:17pm] |
This is getting bloody ridiculous. How many times is this place going to just drop me off who the hell knows where?
[Sherlock]
Where are you, mate?
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[22 May 2013|11:19pm] |
am i gonna get in trouble if i play
iii kiina wanna play but i didnt finish my chowrs
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[22 May 2013|11:31pm] |
Okay. Look. Whoever went through the trouble of kidnapping me and bringing me here? It was a waste of time.
I am not helping you try to recreate the super soldier serum, and even if I wanted to, I couldn't. That data belongs to the US military and I have long since severed my ties with them. Besides, gamma radiation is far too volatile to be reliably used for such a task, no matter what that madman Ross might think. So I would highly appreciate it if you would be so kind as to let me leave.
[ETA Filtered against Loki and children]
I'm getting the idea that I've probably completely lost track of reality, but even if this is all just a fever dream; am I seriously the only one bothered by the fact that Loki appears to be here?
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