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[24 Feb 2013|12:50am] |
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You know how they say your life flashes before your eyes right before you die? For the record: it does. Fun fact of the day: it also does it right before you think you're going to die. All fourteen times you exit the elevator on the first floor and end up back on the eighth for a ride on the Tower of fucking Terror.
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[24 Feb 2013|05:31am] |
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s O EMONE OCULD HAVE WARNEDME ABOUT THE STALKER WALLS
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[24 Feb 2013|10:16am] |
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I've seen scarier stuff at Disney World. Whoever you are? Stop moving stuff around and come out and fight me. I'm in the library.
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[24 Feb 2013|10:18am] |
Guys? Hello? Troy? Jeff? Shirley? Oh hell, Pierce? Because if this is some joke that I'm the butt of at least Pierce has to be outcast too. Pierce? Which... okay. Seriously guys? You're leaving me here with Pierce? I was only trying to impress upon you the deep seated anti feminist message of 101 Dalmatians. I know you liked it when you were a kid, Abed but now that we're adults maybe we can take a step back and really think about what Cruella de Ville represents to our young girls.
Guys? Come on. Crap. Anybody taking Intro to Human Psychology? We could rap about the class lectures together.... or something. Anybody out there from Greendale Community College? Dean Pelton? Has anyone seen a bald man wearing women's clothing? Annie? Fat Neil? Come ON. There has to be SOMEBODY out there.
Why is it so creepy in here?
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[24 Feb 2013|05:26pm] |
...I don't suppose anyone has a shotgun I could borrow...? It's been a few days. I'm getting hungry, but I'm not coming out of this room unarmed... If I can shoot skeet, I can shoot a person. If I have to. I'll just...picture them as John Wakefield Never mind.
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[24 Feb 2013|07:01pm] |
This thingy in my arm is a computer, isn't it? I know all about computers, but I can't say I've ever used one before. Bit like the controls in the TARDIS, though and I've had a few fiddles with those.
I've noticed you lot have been using them for some sort of... computer message board, so I figured this was the place to ask. Where am I? Last I remember, we'd just been to some planet with these great metal beasties called Krotons. I know they jumbled up my brain, but I didn't think it was enough for me to go to some... creepy old house and then forget about it.
Has anyone seen a man called the Doctor around? You wouldn't have missed him, he's a wee laddie, crazy as a loon. Wears a bowtie and tartan trousers. Gets himself into all sorts of trouble. If it isn't some evil creature that's behind this, it's bound to be him.
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[24 Feb 2013|08:47pm] |
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Bestie...is that your brother tweaking out or...a new guy who randomly got pictures and happens to look just like Noah? Did I miss a memo somewhere?
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[24 Feb 2013|10:14pm] |
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So who wants to play a game of strip poker? I just found a deck of cards!
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[24 Feb 2013|10:49pm] |
I struggle to think kindly of these people who have brought us here. Would someone reveal to me the merits of this place? For I need some emotional sustenance during this time of woe.
Mr. Sylar, I trust you are well still, sir?
Did I see Blanche Ingram in these halls? Oh Edward, where are you? Do you hear my soul cry for yours as yours cried for mine over land & time?
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