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тнє ¢αρтαιη (piracy) wrote in theconsolenet,
@ 2018-05-23 08:17:00

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jefferson, killian jones, peter quill / star-lord

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When you've sort of a restless spirit such as myself, and an itch to travel, you spend much of your days exploring - especially after being tossed into a realm where turtles wear shoes and then the next city over, robots are on the outskirts.

Anyway, point is, I found a potentially useful place to stock up on weapons or have them made, which I intend to do - going with a crew might be best, however, so who wants to come with me ~~Jefferson~~? I'd bring a fair amount of coin if you've got it. And don't come unarmed, even if you've got to use a rock to bludgeon attackers with.

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	piracy 2018-05-23 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	It's mostly a dirty imagination, I should add. I'm probably better at pirating as opposed to wizarding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shaungilmore 2018-05-23 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well, don't stop imagining on my account. In another life, I think I'd very much like to be a pirate sorcerer. It sounds like all sorts of fun. And very lucrative. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-23 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Well, look at it this way - if turtles can wear shoes here, surely you can dabble in pirate sorcery. The ocean holds many secrets, and quite a bit of magic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shaungilmore 2018-05-23 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Wouldn't I be compromising a lifetime of responsible sorcery by dabbling in dastardly piracy? I wouldn't want to become one of those awful wizards, would I? You'd have to teach me, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-23 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	That's the fun part, the dastardly piracy. I'll give you some tips, aye - we'll start off by seeing how well you can hold your liquor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shaungilmore 2018-05-23 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Fair challenge. Rum is my favorite, spiced rum particularly, and cinnamon rum reminds me of home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-23 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	You're already on your way to proper piracy - since it's my favorite too, and the phrase 'cinnamon rum' goes right to my loins, feel free to get handsy as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shaungilmore 2018-05-23 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Is that the second lesson, getting handsy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-23 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Naturally. One of the most important lessons too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shaungilmore 2018-05-23 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	My, if it's that crucial, we should proceed with its teaching posthaste. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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