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тнє ¢αρтαιη (piracy) wrote in theconsolenet,
@ 2018-05-23 08:17:00

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jefferson, killian jones, peter quill / star-lord

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When you've sort of a restless spirit such as myself, and an itch to travel, you spend much of your days exploring - especially after being tossed into a realm where turtles wear shoes and then the next city over, robots are on the outskirts.

Anyway, point is, I found a potentially useful place to stock up on weapons or have them made, which I intend to do - going with a crew might be best, however, so who wants to come with me ~~Jefferson~~? I'd bring a fair amount of coin if you've got it. And don't come unarmed, even if you've got to use a rock to bludgeon attackers with.

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	piracy 2018-05-23 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	That's the one. Skittish bunch, but you'd be amazed what people will tell you once you ensure them you're not out to kill them. I've been working this charm for 300 years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-23 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	...dude they're gonna eat you. They had bubbles on their face the size of a cheesy, not so delicious pizza. Maybe you need some backup. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-23 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	That's an astounding and mildly nauseating comparison, but believe it or not, I've seen worse. Feel free to join, I'd rather not go back by myself anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-23 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	I have too. Doesn’t make it not totally disgusting, I’m wearing my helmet. I gotta get my girl’s weapon fixed. And I’d totally feel bad knowing you guys got eaten and I didn’t come along to help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-23 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Is this a magic helmet? Hopefully we won't all become toppings for the pizza, then, while we're there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-23 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	If you call technology magic... I won’t. The helmet will keep any poisons away from my breathing but the HUD should help tell me if someone is poisoned or if an area is contaminated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-23 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	In my world, we didn't have electricity. So it sometimes is. Ah, yes, a grand idea. I'm sure we'd all like to get out of there with our good looks intact. And our lungs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-24 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Dude. That blows, I'm so sorry. Check and check. I'm armed too so as long as this little caravan has something going for it...we can maybe not die. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-24 12:28 am UTC (link)
	After I discovered electricity and actual toilets, aye. It's difficult to give those up. I'm armed as well, and we've got an armed tailor coming with us too - so if our trousers rip, we'll be set with a needle and thread. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-24 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Tell me about it. I mean, I still won't get over the fact that this Zune has 300 songs on it. And most of them don't even make sense. ..Well at least we won't have to go into danger zones looking for clothing repairs? What weapons do you have? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-24 12:42 am UTC (link)
	What the fuck is a zune? I've got a fully loaded gun, and that's not a euphemism. And a hook for a hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-24 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Tiny digital box that holds music. DIGITALLY. No 8-track or tape needed. Like..what kind of..gun? A Necroblaster? Plasmablaster? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-24 12:52 am UTC (link)
	That's utterly fancy. In my day we just drunkenly sang live. Sorry to disappoint but it's a handgun. A revolver. Shoots bullets. Made of lead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-24 01:05 am UTC (link)
	...dude. DUDE. You really are from the stone age aren't you? Damn. Alright. That's alright. I think I can protect you and the tailor with your..lead..bullets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-24 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Medieval times, more like. Fairytale times. Oh, thank the gods, I was so worried. Swoon, etc and so forth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-24 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Hey, don't be a dick, Mr. 'let's fight pizza face and disease monsters with lead fucking bullets'. Let's hope your weapon makers have something better than that shit so you won't die. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-24 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I'm going for a sword, personally - I doubt it'll shoot plasma but not many things can survive without a head, and a blade's an easy way to cut through said head. Plus, I'm a pirate, a blade's an extension of my hand(s). (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pelvicsorcerer 2018-05-24 01:26 am UTC (link)
	I need to get Gamora's sword fixed, but hers is...a little different. I hope they can do it. As long as it's using the right kind of metal. There's almost nothing she can't do with a sword, so, if that's your thing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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