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Tweak says, "MERF MERF!"

a wizard's track suit ✨ (shaungilmore) wrote in theconsolenet,
@ 2018-05-21 22:57:00

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jefferson, killian jones, sally malik, shaun gilmore

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Charming plane of reality, this, though I don't at all recall reading about it in Mordenkainen's Disquisition on the Subject of Planar Travel or in Braum's Glossary of Layered Multiversity. Actually, if this plane is recorded at all in the Cobalt Reserve, I haven't heard of it. It certainly resonates Chaotic, which at least means we aren't in Hell. Relieving!

Perusal of this enchanted box leads me to see there's at least a few wayward travelers snatched from our own Prime Materia. Conterminous dimensional reality is so inconvenient, isn't it? Well, at least we're all connected to one another. Where is everyone staying? I'm not far off the beach yet.

I'm the sorcerer known as Gilmore. A pleasure, under other circumstances.

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	piracy 2018-05-22 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	Never heard of you, sorcerer, and most of what you said is gobbledygook - but you seem a charming fellow and have good taste, if you chose the beach. It's where I am too. Killian Jones, but you can call me Hook if you'd like. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shaungilmore 2018-05-23 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Truly, the highest of compliments. Although I suppose it would be more accurate to say I had little choice in the matter of where I ended up, else I would still be doing inventory on my new acquisition for Gilmore's Glorious Goods! Which...admittedly is probably how I ended up here. Unstable arcanery is an occupational hazard I've managed to avoid for this long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-23 02:04 am UTC (link)
	And what, pray tell, makes your goods so glorious? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shaungilmore 2018-05-23 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Why, superb craftsmanship! Reasonable price! And, of course, sturdy and reliable enchantments to make your life all the more convenient. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-23 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	If I know one thing about magic, mate, it's that it never makes life more convenient. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shaungilmore 2018-05-23 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh dear, you must have very bad wizards where you're from! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-23 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Bad in a few ways, I'd say. And the witches are even worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shaungilmore 2018-05-23 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Well, perhaps in time I can change (or maybe even just loosen) your opinion on us spell-slingers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	piracy 2018-05-23 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps. My daughter's mum is a witch but she's a shitstain on humanity so you've got your work cut out for you. I welcome the chance for you to loosen me up though, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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