allrightnow (allrightnow) wrote in the_harbor, @ 2015-10-24 14:20:00 |
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Entry tags: | !network post, the inquisitor |
network; the inquisitor (001)
An old lady tried to feel me up today at the market. Is that normal here? Is that somehow customary? Is it still illegal to punch old women if they touch you first?
I didn't punch the elderly, I'm asking for a friend.
CULLEN:
Date night, while I still have you to myself. Where would you like to go? (Also, I may hit the next person who makes that weird squealing noise and cares far, far too much what private parts our kid is supposed to have.)