The A Team and Mr. T vs Everything
I'm not sure if anyone else has heard (okay, you probably have!), but a remake of the television series The A Team is planned for 2008. IMDb has a page up here, but given the Writers' Strike I'm not sure how realistic a 2008 release date is.
But in any case, I bring you Mr. T vs Everything! The first one I ever remember reading is Mr. T vs Mr. Bean, but alas, none of them will ever compare to the T'inator, a Babelfish-type translator that would translate any web page into T-speak.