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Noah Varr (modernmarvel) wrote in tensor,
@ 2011-05-04 00:29:00

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noah_varr, vic_borkowski

Vic [Wednesday Morning]
Sophie - as their assigned simulated infant was inevitably called - was both a very practical creature, and an artist of chaos theory. Just when Noah thought he had her schedule down she would change things on him. Even attempting to calculate all the known variables usually left his numbers off by a good 60 minutes. Which was frustrating and challenging all at once.

It was also the reason he was soothing a squalling mass of sophisticated artificial intelligence at four-thirty in the morning in Victor's room. They'd learned fairly early into the project Victor did not respond well to being awoken to cater to Sophie's needs. So Noah had taken to sleeping in the spare bed - as Victor currently did not have a roommate - to spare the hinges on the doors in getting to her as quickly as possible.

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	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 02:47 am UTC (link)
	"Why?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorlizardo 2011-05-05 02:50 am UTC (link)
	"Why am I so easily amused or why am I amused at you not believing me?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 03:36 am UTC (link)
	"The latter. You have already sufficiently explained the former." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorlizardo 2011-05-05 03:49 am UTC (link)
	"Because it's true," he pointed out. "But you're never going to believe it until you find out for yourself." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 03:50 am UTC (link)
	"Because what is true?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorlizardo 2011-05-05 03:56 am UTC (link)
	"That sex has practical benefits besides making more stinky, noisy, helpless little humans." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 05:46 am UTC (link)
	"The existence of your species requires the furtherance of its genetic code. Offspring may not be enjoyable, but they are valuable. They are our greatest resource. We ourselves are a resource to our elders. As our young will one day be for us. We are all only helpless and small for so long, Victor." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorlizardo 2011-05-05 06:05 am UTC (link)
	"Hey, I'm not arguing that one," Vic insisted. "More people is good. Mostly. But that is so not even close to being the only practical benefit of sex." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 06:18 am UTC (link)
	"It is a natural occurrence," Noah conceded. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorlizardo 2011-05-05 06:31 am UTC (link)
	"Yeeeah. And most of the time people do it it doesn't have jack to do with making more people, because it's awesome all by itself. Best stress relief ever," he added, grinning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 06:47 am UTC (link)
	"Are you stressed often?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

doctorlizardo
2011-05-05 07:03 am UTC (link)

Vic laughed, short and quiet. "Depends on what you mean by stress," he countered, still grinning. "And it's relaxing, even if you aren't actually stressed. Not to mention it just plain feels amazing. Better than, well, than pretty much anything," he admitted. And god, he was so going to go find Bobby once Noah cleared out and see if he was interested in starting the day by letting off a little steam.

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	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 07:16 am UTC (link)
	"I highly doubt that," Noah countered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorlizardo 2011-05-05 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Vic just shook his head sadly. "Your loss, dude. But seriously, you think I'm lying?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 07:47 am UTC (link)
	"No," he replied. "Lying is a strong statement. You simply have not had the time to experience very much. For now, that is what you believe. It may not always be so." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorlizardo 2011-05-05 07:54 am UTC (link)
	"Seriously, Noah, have you had sex? And if you have, was it bad sex?" Because it was hard to imagine anyone - at least a guy, anyway - arguing with that point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 07:57 am UTC (link)
	"No." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorlizardo 2011-05-05 08:00 am UTC (link)
	Vic...really wasn't surprised. At all. "You seriously need to remedy that before you try and claim anything else feels anywhere near as good." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 08:11 am UTC (link)
	"I made no such claims," he reminded him. "And there is nothing to 'remedy'. I am quite well, thank you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorlizardo 2011-05-05 08:20 am UTC (link)
	"Mmm, sorry. You said you doubt that it feels better than just about anything, and that I'm too young to have experienced enough to know." Lord, trying to talk about anything with Noah was like going round in circles of logic. The guy could even make sex clinical...it had to be some kind of freaking power. And he was really too damned tired for this. Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 08:28 am UTC (link)
	"I did not say I was more experienced. Merely that you are still young and there is much for you to learn. There is much yet for me to learn as well. Statements such as those should only be made by the elderly." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorlizardo 2011-05-05 08:34 am UTC (link)
	Vic snorted. "You mean by people who are probably too old to have sex anymore?" he asked. "Bet most of them'll still remember it as the best damned thing ever." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 08:39 am UTC (link)
	"And they will have the age and experience to know better," he said, with a nod. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctorlizardo 2011-05-05 08:42 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah, if their memories aren't too far gone," Vic mumbled. "Though, god, I really don't want to live long enough to be too old for sex," he added, slightly horrified by the thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernmarvel 2011-05-05 08:45 am UTC (link)
	"I do not believe you will ever have that problem." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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