He shakes his head. "I have no idea what you're on about, really. On so many levels." He grins suddenly. "But now we can take all the time in the world to figure it out! We can visit whenever we'd like!"
"Soooo, Mr. Ianto Jones. For someone who supposedly officiated at your wedding, I feel like I know nothing about you at all, except that you are...let's see...not gay, married to Jack, and look good in a suit." He leans on his hand across the table they're now leaning around. "I'm sure there's much more to you than that sad summary."