6-11-39-46-47-26 Those are the numbers. I had a dream on Thursday night. So, when I got up...I played those numbers. I can't believe that I freakin' won! I won $196 million! That was the Mega Millions lottery! Can you believe it! What will I do? What will I do?
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do! Can you say a trip around the world? Yes, that's what's going to happen! Now, I don't want all you yahoos coming out of the wood work thinking I'm gonna give you some money. That ain't happening. Oh, I'll take care of some of my peeps. And just because I can be evil...I'll enjoy watching some of you beg for some money. *insert evil laugh*
Damn, do you think Keanu is for sale for a week or so? Not to do anything but hang out with & just to talk to. Dude, I can say that I'm hiring him to do an independant film! You think he'd go for that?
F*ckin' mechanics! You'd think that taking a Pinto in for an oil change wouldn't be a big deal! But oh no...it's like a really big ordeal! I drop my Pinto off for an oil change while I did some skipping through the park. Yes, I said skipping...you got a problem with that?! Didn't think so! Anyway, I come back from my skipping escapade & they hand me a bill for $3,492.00!!! For an oil change?! You got to be kidding me! The damn mechanics said it's because it's a 1974 Ford Pinto!
Piss on mechanics!