Lie to me

don't look out for Werewolves - they don't exist anyhow.

...and the politicians who are campaigning to reduce access to abortion in the UK.

I did not overdress my Shock account today. She doesnt look like she threw up half the contents of the inventory we own.

I haven't eaten 1 1/2 candy bars, a bag of chips, a bowl of Cheerios, and an order of fries today.

Hi ya,

I'm not wanting to talk to someone on the phone. Everyone I want to talk to isn't gone somewhere having a life. I don't sound like I'm finally getting lonely from being cooped up in the house all the time. I have a great job that pays great and keeps me going from place to place all the time. I don't feel like a screw up, i'm not broke, and little and simple enough I think I have enough  movies and I don't want new ones to watch!

I don't live in my head all the time and don't have an overactive creative process!

By the way I own Russia, Australia and let's not forget Canada!