I hardly know you and I see no reason to try and impress you with false hoods. It's all in the library and rest assured you'll be given plenty of time to catch up.
Or, we can talk in person and I'll give you my file. Don't worry, I won't explode at you. It's been sixteen years that I've been in the army and I've dealt with every sexist insult in the book. Learned that if I exploded at every single one of them, I'd have room to do little else.