Voice Post
Hello? Can you hear me? Don't be alarmed, this is perfectly normal.
You seem to have some familiarity with strange events, so I will speak plainly. You have arrived on a ship that travels through time and space. It is called a TARDIS, and it is owned by a man named the Doctor. No one is quite sure how we are being taken here, but it is safe. And the Doctor is working on a way to get us all home again.