Hello loves, Valentines Day is coming up and here at the paper we want to do something special for it. We will be having "Secret Valentine". So, leave a message here and we will let that person know they have a Secret Valentine. You get to decide if you want to tell then or not.
The worst thing about this fuckingstupid town? Most things are wood. By the way STOP leaving wood lying around outside; Someone could get seriously hurt.