No storybook romance. No offense if you're into your romance lines, I'm just really looking for something different.
This isn't the girl you're proud to take home to mom. She's not going to coo over wedding dresses and plan out date nights. She's not going to get pregnant and fat and send you to the supermarket at two in the morning if she's craving something ridiculous and she sure as hell isn't going to cuddle on the couch and pick out dinnerware from the Sears catalog.
She'll ride dirty with the best of them, drink you under the table and cart your ass home in the morning. She'll light up and watch you shower from the toilet seat while it's raining outside and kick your ass at whatever first person shooter game you bring up on your PS3. She'll use you to get what she wants and she'll walk all over you if she has to. She'll cuss you out in church, catch that's what she said jokes before you and burn dinner if you try and make her cook it. She wears short skirts, long jackets and no panties and pretends she doesn't let you know. She won't fall in love with you if you smile at her, she won't take you home to meet mom and dad or drive out for a nice weekend getaway but she'll sure as fuck shove you down and do what she wants with you if the mood strikes. She'd rather sit around in lingerie and paint her nails to NIN than dress up in matching sweaters and go to dinner parties. She owns the fucking Society of Uncompromising Men and she'll fuck you for your name just as soon as she'll shake your hand.
Shallow characters are boring. Falling in love on a first date is even worse. Going to movies at seven pm to be home by nine o'clock is lame and where are the dudes who are up for finding theaters that are open until four am because that's the best time to see movies? No more of this mediocre, mundane rp coupledom, does anyone play a character with a real personality who'll give as good as they get?
Het or femme. AIM or threading. Know how to write, I'm tired of people being lazy and pretending they do. I don't care what face you play just as long as they're deeper than a spring rain puddle.