Aphrodite is all "oh! Sweetheart! That's what happened to you." she probably doesn't realize it's been 20 something years. Let her take you shopping, dear. And to get a haircut.
HRMM OKAY SO. I have Persephone who will be sweet as per, Eris who will be loud and troublesome, Orpheus probably won't pay too much attention to him, and neither will Clytemnestra. ... Oh well, she'll notice he's cute under all of that scruff.