Captain Rogers and the Avengers, it has come to our attention that our sister Beth has been defiled by a member of your team. She's just a young girl and immediately when she arrived, Cole Porter accosted her and married her. She's a minor and knows nothing of your world, I beg you to please take the appropriate measures to rectify this situation and save my sister.

Okay I got a job. What is pizza? Is that food?

Oh...Jiminy Christmas...

ETA:
Can I come over to sleep?

Hi everyone. I wanted to check in on how everybody's healing from the fight. You all did an amazing job and I'm so proud of you.

Sorry I've been MIA, I've been in and out of surgeries. Thanks to the surgeons and Dr. Banner's new miracle healing pill, I should be able to rejoin practice by the end of the month, but I think it goes without saying that it's going to take a lot of work for some of us to get back to the level we were at during the fight.

The reason why I included the Thunderbolts in this filter is that I think we should train together. Although we were on different sides of the building, we both gave it our all and didn't stop fighting until we couldn't anymore. That's impressive. I want to see if our teams work well together in fights that aren't so intense. We patrol the town and take down minor criminals and I feel like the energy the Thunderbolts brought to the fight was exactly what we stand for. This is our formal invitation to join us during our private practices.

Peters, I know you have super healing so you're probably all better now. Please lead practice and capture the flag until I'm cleared.

I'm not doing great. I have a hard time with things like remorse and empathy. I guess I don't really get why it matters if I kill people or not. Everyone dies, whether it's a week from now or in forty years, everyone ends up in the same place for one reason or another. It's inevitable so it never mattered to me if I sped up the process if it helped me in anyway. And my abilities? [He shrugs] Everyone likes being told what to do, that's just a fact. It makes people feel safe when someone else is in control. People willingly relinquish all of their freedom to total strangers -- politicians, police, governments, even you. They don't like to admit it but it's true. People are the most comfortable when someone else is in charge. I guess the feelings of violation comes because to them, I'm just some kid who doesn't have their best interest in mind. Which, granted, is true. I only care about myself, but they don't realize no one else they surrender themselves to only cares about the power. I'm just more honest about it. People don't like that.

I'm struggling with this program and myself. I don't know if it's working to change me enough and I'm trying. I really am, I just don't get it. I haven't had a curfew since I was 7 years old, now a decade later I have a bedtime.

I'm not good at families. My sister was a sweet kid but I never liked her. I didn't dislike her but I never felt a connection to her. To me, she was just someone to practice on. Killing her was a whim. I just wanted to see if I was strong enough to force someone to fight against their own survival instincts and I was. That felt good. My grandma was nice too -- I don't know why I killed her. I guess... I guess I just got tired of her telling me what to do.

I think I should be different. I look around at the breakfast table and dinner table and I think -- this is good. It makes me feel something on the inside, like a tickle in my spine and I get this sudden urge to just shut it all down and destroy it, but then I don't and that feels good. Maybe it means I'm growing. I haven't changed much, though. I know I haven't. It would be really easy for me to start up again. For a while, I'd be so tired after practice the only thing on my mind would be trying to sleep off some of the pain. Now I'm used to it -- I have more free time to think too much. That's the thing about exercise, you get used to the pain and then it goes away.

I don't wanna be a bad guy anymore.

[Family, Friends, Danny]
Look!! [She's so excited, she's crying. She puts her hand through the table] It worked!! [She jumps for joy then starts sinking through the floor. The excitement on her face turns to panic. She climbs out of the floor] Okay, no more phasing today. But it's back. [She smiles and gives a thumbs up then the tablet slips through her hands. She frowns and makes a face before vanishing. All thats left are her combat boots]

[As the Hooligans exercise within an inch of their life as punishment for that display yesterday, Natasha takes note of the girl who'd filtered to them yesterday. She's glad she showed up to practice because she'd meant to talk to her but was a little distracted yesterday.]
Hi Jazz, I'm Natasha. I was afraid you wouldn't come today, we didn't get a chance to speak yesterday.

Does anyone wanna go to the mall?

[Avengers]
[Includes Junior Avengers and Hooligans]
Hi, my name is Jasmine Hale and I'm a mutant. Evan's my friend from another world and he mentioned that you guys train people like me who want to help fight crime. I was in Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters at home so this is literally exactly what I want to do in my life and if someone is willing to train me I'd be very grateful.

Right now I can do this. [She backs up and closes her eyes, focusing hard then suddenly she levitates. She goes higher and higher until her head bumps the ceiling then her concentration breaks and she starts to fall, but catches herself before hitting the ground.] Oops... [She smiles at the camera then continues her demonstration] I can also do this. [She picks up some buttons that she was planning on pinning to her purse with her telepathy and moves them around before setting them all down.] And I'm getting better every day, but I know I can do more if I practice hard enough. I was trying to make a force field and it's still really small, about the size of my hand, but I think I can make it bigger if I practice enough.

[Evan]
I think I should learn Jiu Jitsu.

[Bruce doesn't show his face in the hospital. He knows there are still victims of his in there from the last time Hulk surfaced, Faith was one of them, but luckily she's a slayer. His mind harps in on what could have happened if she wasn't one. She'd be dead right now... any of those people could be dead right now. He got lucky this time, he could have destroyed the entire town.

He also thinks back to Skye and Lorraine in Stark's tower. He thought he had it under control since then. He hadn't given the other guy control willingly in so long and the first time he did, this is what happened. He's been staying in the lab, pretty closed off since the fight with Klaus. It's not that he's depressed, even though he should be, he just knows this is a condition he'll have to live with forever and the fewer people who expose themselves to him, the better.

He doesn't let regular people in the lab with him anymore, not since what happened with the girls. Only Stark and his hundreds of suits he keeps on standby. He figures if any human has the possibility of surviving, it might be Stark.

If there was somewhere he could go and stay away from the town, he would, but there's nowhere to run. No way he can keep everyone safe from himself. He's starting to bridge the gap, though. This isn't some horrible monster living inside of him. This is him. He's the horrible monster. The immortal beast that nobody can even make a blade dipped in ash of a white oak tree to stop. He's the biggest threat this place has and everyone still looks at him like he's some hero. The last two times Hulk came in, nobody died, but he knows better than to risk it again. Bruce has seen what he could do before. He tore NYC apart, he knows this whole town right now is at his mercy. It's a suffocating feeling. He doesn't tell anyone about this, he wouldn't even know where to start, honestly.

He tweaks the medicines from the pharmacy to have a less severe reaction to pineapple and keeps working alone. He knows Corinne has the medical side covered and Tony- either version- can cover whatever chemistry or physics issue while Bruce stays down here in the lab.]

[Evan]
Your results came back. You're exactly 16 years old. The cells aren't even degenerating as they stay out at room temperature. I'm not sure what this means, either it's magic or another power you're developing, but I don't think you're going to grow any time soon unless we figure this out.

Got my test results back. Guess who's officially an 11th grader?

[Includes MJ, Lesley, and anyone else in their friends group]
Avengers Assemble.

[She's in the skate park with a big bag of lollipops because she's not sure how many people see this now] We need to debrief.

[Spanny]
[She comes to the house to meet him, she recognizes the name]
Hi, I'm Suzie. [She goes for the handshake]