[He fills his car with Thunderbolts, drugs, and liquor then speeds off with them to crash the show. They pull in and security lets them in. Cole pops a bottle of champagne and Lesley runs down to check if she heard correctly. She did. Unfortunately]
You guys can't be here! [Lesley says, attempting to usher them out to no avail]

ova heyah

Let me ask you all a question.

My idea of a friend is when you do a lotta things together and have a lotta fun, but my definition of love is different. You touch and hold each other and you only want to be alone clinging to each other... but maybe I'm old fashioned. So for all of you people, do you have friends that you hug and kiss and maybe even more but you call "just friends"?

ETA: Also would you live with them and share a bed?

[Ieisha only got here a few days ago but this house feels so cold it's unsettling. Some of the girls are traumatized, other girls are in prison. She knows what she has to do.

She orders takeout from the local pizza joint. Then she turns on some chick flicks. She's in her jammies and she calls everyone down]
Okay ladies, it's time for a girls night. I have pizza, movies, booze, and brownies. I'm tired of living with strangers.

I have your daughter Lesley at the station. She's not in any trouble, but she's a witness in an ongoing investigation and requested that you be present during questioning.

[Into the dressing room he goes. He sees a young hot piece of Bachata and decides to give her a healthy dose of Ron-Ron. He walks up to the teen and rubs his hand over her flamingo. He pulls her close against his spicy corndog and pulls her hair back, away from her ear so he can whisper to her.]
I could doink you right here and now. Why don't you take that top off so Daddy can see your sweet chocolate melons?

Maria, how are you sweetheart?

[Godmodding that they all showed up]
Okay so, first order of business, we should talk about what happened today... and what happens sometimes.

When the adults argue, we have to stay out of it. No matter what. Nobody cares about who you like best. I like Natasha, Peters and Phase, we know you like Tony, Evan, we know you like Cap. Everyone has their favorites, but they're people. They're going to fight and we're going to get grounded and we're going to get in trouble.

We need to stick together. We're a team beyond what they put together for us and if all of them disappeared today, we'd still be here as a team. We need to make a promise that no matter what happens, we're going to stay on this team. That means training together, communicating, and standing together when we're confronted.

[She passes around the pizza boxes so everyone can snack on them.]

All in favor? [She waits for the responses then goes on]

Second order of business. New additions. Phase's friends are here, Chaos and Metronome. Evan's friend is here, Jazz. And I personally think Andi and Scott would be good here. I know it's a lot of new people at once, but I think we could swing it if everyone's okay with it. What are your thoughts?

Someone call a tailor because I think Stepfurt needs a Button.

[*Non-humans. Vampires and other enhanced humans are not included]
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