[Into the dressing room he goes. He sees a young hot piece of Bachata and decides to give her a healthy dose of Ron-Ron. He walks up to the teen and rubs his hand over her flamingo. He pulls her close against his spicy corndog and pulls her hair back, away from her ear so he can whisper to her.] I could doink you right here and now. Why don't you take that top off so Daddy can see your sweet chocolate melons?