The spam post to prove we're all still aliive.

We need to talk.




[Steve that lives with him and Curtis, separately]

I need to talk to you.

This is the SRS, Stepfurt Revenue Service, and we've taken note of your tax related activities. Everyone should receive their bills in the mail in 10 seconds, give or take 12 seconds. Money will be automatically withdrawn or deposited to your accounts tomorrow morning when the banks open. If you have any questions, feel free to direct them to me. Your bill will contain a breakdown of your charges or benefits. If you do not receive one in the mail, it is your responsibility to file.
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The following couples are getting $500k deposited into their accounts:
Curtis/Phoebe (warning)
Bruce/Natasha
James/Hazel
Diego/Natasha (warning)
Happy/May
Jordan/Elise
Dean/Regina
Kevin/Francesca
Ben/Harriet
Eli/Janice
Steve/Janie (warning)
Hank/Odessa (warning)
Dime/Robin
Jason/Yahira
Dwayne/Midge
Connor/Dawn (warning)
Tom/Ieisha (warning)
Steve/Ruth
Trevor/Faith
Kevin/Joy
Richard/Maisie
Cook/Martha (warning)


(The warning will say that unless the chemistry improves, they won't continue to reap the benefits of the soulmate program)

Are you still here? [He'd woke up and found the other man gone, bed not slept in. He hopes he hasn't vanished and been sent back home.]

Let's go on a date! These partners will be paired together and encouraged to live in the same house. If the couple can commit to staying together, they will be rewarded
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[*Cops, Significant others of cops, all Steves and their SOs and family, all Bucky's and their SOs and family,.]
So we have a few weeks to go but this is exactly the time to start scheduling plans for the Thanksgiving holiday. We're hosting a feast at ours and you're all invited. Bring your partner or your friend, bring your kids, bring that handsome man or pretty woman you've had your eye on. There'll be food, of course, movies, sports, and games. I want to do our first holiday here right. What do you say? Bear in mind, I won't take no for an answer.

Is it just me or does 90% of this town need a cold shower. Isn't there anyone who just wants to be friends and not have meaningless sex? If so, can we be friends? Because I'm just not into all that and I have no idea if I'm alone in this or not.

How do you feel about having a handful of teenage houseguests for a few days?

[He wakes up to Sarge's whining at his side and turns, reaching out to pet him fondly.]

Yeah, okay. Let's get you fed.

[He rolls out of bed, pausing when he suddenly realizes that he's not in the same room he'd gone to sleep in. Wary, he slow makes his way down the unfamiliar hallway.]

Curtis?

[He calls out cautiously, looking around, relieved when he spots both Cap and Alpine looking almost as uncertain as he feels.]