Public Announcement
This is the SRS, Stepfurt Revenue Service, and we've taken note of your tax related activities. Everyone should receive their bills in the mail in 10 seconds, give or take 12 seconds. Money will be automatically withdrawn or deposited to your accounts tomorrow morning when the banks open. If you have any questions, feel free to direct them to me. Your bill will contain a breakdown of your charges or benefits. If you do not receive one in the mail, it is your responsibility to file.
[Single tax- $20,000 Homewrecker tax/ Go home tax/ Where’s your (wo)man tax/Why haven’t you proposed yet tax- $15,000 Move on tax/ Tax cut - $10,000 No kids tax- $5,000 Widow tax- $2,000 Tax refunds - $1,000,000
Stan & Dionne & Harper :: refund x3 = +$3m Tony & Pepper :: refund x2= +$2m Alex & Ward :: refund x2= +$2m Mac & Rebekah :: refund x2= +$2m John & Gen :: refund = +$2m Rhodes & Eunice :: refund x2= +$2m Curtis & Phoebe :: refund x2= +$2m Alfie & Gwen :: refund x2= +$2m Nate & Kylie :: refund* x2 = +$2m pending Chris & Hank :: refund x2 + go home tax + where’s your woman tax = +$1.97m Lorraine & Oz :: refund x2 + go home tax+ where’s your man tax= +$1.97m Steve & Peggy :: refund x2 + where’s your man tax + go home tax + why haven’t you proposed yet tax = +$1.955m Bucky & Dot :: refund x2 + where’s your man tax + go home tax + why haven’t you proposed yet tax = +$1.955m Cady :: refund* + where’s your man tax = -$15k+$1m pending Janice & Jason :: refund* + why haven’t you proposed yet tax +homewrecker tax + go home tax = -$45k +1m pending Button :: no taxes and a fox treat= 1 salmon snack Malia :: no taxes and a coyote treat= 1 deer snack Nick Fury :: no taxes or refund= +$0 Penny :: widow tax= -$2k John :: widower tax = -$2k Eli :: widower tax + no kids tax = -$7k Blippi & Bonbon :: no kids tax = -$10k Kevin & Francesca :: no kids tax x2= -$10k Winnie & Johnny :: no kids tax = -$10k Henry & Kimmy :: no kids tax= -$10k Kol & Carson :: no kids tax x2= -$10k Dime & Robin :: no kids tax x2= -$10k Natasha & Bruce :: no kids tax x2= -$10k Stiles & Cassie :: no kids tax x2= -$10k Pat & Karen :: no kids tax x2= -$10k Agnes & Dorian :: no kids tax x2= -$10k Amos & Laurel :: no kids tax x2= -$10k Esme & Ed :: no kids tax x2= -$10k Howard & Bri :: no kids tax = -$10k Sebastian :: move on tax + no kids tax= -$15 Ransom :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax = -$15k Clint :: move on tax + no kids tax= -$15k Tiny Steve :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax = -$15k Simon :: single tax = -$20k Groot :: single tax = -$20k Danny :: single tax = -$20k Jordan :: single tax = -$20k Steve :: single tax = -$20 Elijah :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids tax= -$20k Tom :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids tax= -$20k Zooey :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids tax= -$20k Ruth :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids tax = -$20k Evil!Cap :: single tax = -$20k Corinne :: single tax = -$20k Bucky(old) :: single tax = -$20k Bucky & Katherine :: tax cuts x2 = -$20k Emma & Sam :: tax cuts x2= -20k Odessa :: widow tax + homewrecker tax + no kids tax= -$22k Pearl :: single tax +no kids tax = -$25k Nicky :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Sterling :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Nat :: single tax + no kids tax = -$25k Bucky :: single tax + no kids= -$25k Rhiannon :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Emissary Stiles :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Karen :: single tax + no kids tax = -$25k Kat :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Bill :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Tate :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Martha :: single tax + no kids tax = -$25k Diana :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Soulless Sam :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Bucky :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Helmut :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Jo:: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Connor :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Axel :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Christian :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k George :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Inara :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Candy :: single tax + no kids tax = -$25k Monica :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Trevor :: single tax + no kids tax= -$25k Denitsa :: single tax + no kids tax = -$25k Tony :: single tax + no kids tax = -$25k Saddest Natasha :: single tax + sad tax + no kids = -$25,001 Steve Rogers & Millie :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax x2 = -$30k Guillotine & Katherine :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax x2= -$30k Jim & Seph :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax = -$30k Finn & Annie :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax =-$30k Sam & Steve :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax x2= -$30k Happy & May :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax x2= -$30k Maisie & Richard :: tax cuts + no kids x2= -$30k Angelica + Joyce + Shiva :: move on tax x3= -$30k Sam & Jess :: tax cut + no kids tax x2= -$30k Mike & Selena :: tax cut + no kids tax x2= -$30k Max & Lucas :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax x2= -$30k Ike & Kitty :: tax cuts + no kids tax x2= -$30k Dean & Merc :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax x2= -$30k Cordy & Angel :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax x2= -$30k Riley :: homewrecker tax + why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids tax= -$35k Ieisha :: why haven’t proposed yet + homewrecker tax + no kids tax= -$35 Mason & Skye :: tax cuts + homewrecker tax= -$35k 56Brick & Camellia :: where’s your woman tax + go home tax + no kids tax= -$40k Jack & Kelly :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids x2= -$40k Apricot & George :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax +no kids x2 = -$40k Maria & David :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids x2= -$40k Thor & Valkyrie:: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids x2 = -$40k Pepper & Tony2 :: why haven’t you proposed tax + no kids= -$40k Jeff & Violet :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids x2= -$40k Steve & Bucky 3 :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids x2= -$40k Dawn :: single tax + homewrecker tax + no kids tax= -$40k Midge :: no kids tax - why haven’t you proposed yet tax + homewrecker tax = -$40k Steve & Natasha :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids tax x2= -$40k Q & Nicky :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax - no kids tax x2= -$40k Nicole & Jesse :: why haven’t you proposed yet + no kids tax = -$40k Faith :: single tax+homewrecker tax= -$45k Natalie :: single tax+homewrecker tax = -$45k Ricky & Lola :: no kids tax x2 + why haven’t you proposed yet tax + where’s your woman tax + go home tax=-$55k Yahira & Red Hood :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids tax x2 + homewrecker tax = -$55k Tony & Pepper :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + no kids tax x2 + homewrecker tax= -$55k Dean 2 & Regina :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + homewrecker tax x2= -$60k Hazel & James :: why haven’t you proposed yet tax + go home tax + homewrecker tax+ no kids tax=-$65k]