[His face is punched]
To my loyal subjects,
Today, under threat of being punched again, I have decided to resign. All laws made up to this point will be enforced for 5 more months and then it will revert to the default rules set by the magic of the town or to the rules set by my replacement.

The legal age of consent is 30, and every week, on every device, Myles Amil will deliver a mayoral address as the acting mayor in my resignation. All of my slaves are being freed and all of my pets will be euthanized.

Please remember that although I will be rotting in prison for my crimes against humanity, anyone who doesn't get married will be rotting in hell for eternity.

I love you and goodnight.

Lamamamas

I'm astounded by the lack of turnout, it's almost as if nobody believes in this good democracy.

There were only 3 votes sent in today. I guess women can't vote. [He said the vote was on the 15th original post but he misspoke, it was the 13th. There were no corrections issued, nor were there any signs or posters or ads that would let people know when or where the vote was. Whoops, it was an honest mistake, but he'll never admit that. Nor does he realize it yet. ]

Is going down here.

Heereee

[He looks 26.]
Check in.

Heeere

All around town

Hey everyone! This is NBD with STS, Stepfurt's Teen Scene Magazine. Tonight I wanna open things up to all of Stepfurt. This is the question burning in all our minds this spooky season... under what, if any, circumstance could you commit murder?

Here

*The old stripper crew and their families

What have you fuck ups been up to? Come to my house, party's on. Bring friends.

Kit
Make the arrangements for the party. We’re gonna need a fuck ton of booze and weed.

Hey. Can we talk about this movie thing?

[He's sitting in the kitchen alone and the kettle's whistling. He's pissed. He couldn't put his finger on it, but he knows something's off. This isn't right.

His Nat. His Bucky... following around this Cap like they belong to him when they really don't. Nat moved out and Bucky's in meetings and press conferences all day. He didn't approve of this. This is on him for being lax. He needs to fix this.

In his mind, there was an unspoken agreement that each Cap doesn't touch each other's stuff.

He has some house calls to make.]

[Nat (version1)]
Hey, I was thinking about the new team and something about this situation doesn't sit right with me. I get wanting a smaller more intimate team, but what I don't get is why he'd pick my team over his own. You've been the Natasha he's been with all these years, not mine, and yet she's standing there by his side.

[Bucky (version1)]
Hey. [He lets himself into his place and sits on his bed]

[ETA: Avengers; Retired including rehab team]
The other version of me has taken 6 of us to join him in his Hollywood rendition of who we are and what we stand for. The rest of us still have work to do. The rehabilitation team will be on standby until we figure out what's going on.

[ETA: Cap!Bucky]
How's work?

[In their suits they're called for their first official meeting as a team. There's a large room with a giant table in the middle. The table is shaped in a triangle, 3 seats are on one side and 3 on the other with Steve's seat in the middle.]
Good morning everyone, welcome to the new team. I know you've all known me or some version of me forever, but something's changed within me. I'm sure some of you have noticed. I'm stronger, more powerful than ever. From now on, crime in our town stands no chance, and I wanted you all here to help. My family.

I have heat vision, super strength, durability, flight, and enhanced vocal cords. I'm not weak anymore. It's like the super serum on crack, I've talked to a chemist. He said it's called compound V. He did some research and found the formula. I've commissioned him to make enough for all of the unenhanced humans on our team, but of course it's everyone's choice whether or not they want to take it.

Millie's been hard at work recruiting a top notch intelligence team. They're consistently monitoring surveillance around the town to catch crime right before it happens, that way we can arrive in time to make sure every crime is victimless.

All proceeds from our appearances will be split evenly between the 7 of us to give to charity or do with what we please.

Now enough of business. Let's kick off the meeting with something fun. Who did you save this week? [He starts at one end of the table where Bucky sits]

[Seating chart:
__________Steve
_______Sam____Millie
___Natasha________Quicksilver
Bucky_________________Wanda]

[Grant]
[Things have been rough for them these past few days, he hates this. He takes Grant out alone to talk. He walks with Grant through the street in every day clothes so he won't be interrupted by fans]
Son, do you understand why I removed you from the leadership position?

[Andi and Cindy]
Kids, Micah's told me you're getting a little wild. You're allowed to use your powers, but not in a way that will make things come back to you. The delivery driver not getting paid? That's traceable. If I would have let him live, everybody would have thought that the Captain of the Avengers stiffs delivery workers. It's not a good look for our family. Talking about getting revenge in a place where there are witnesses, Cindy? Stop being sloppy kids. It's great that you're using your powers, but you need to use them with purpose.

I think you need someone to practice doing the right thing on. From now on, you two are in charge of a super secret mission. This is the real test, okay? On the edge of town there's a man named Pyotr who's working on creating more of what he's calling Compound V, the serum that gave me these enhanced powers. Get him a team and keep him in line but don't kill him. This is going to help protect your siblings that were born without powers.

Right the fack here