Back to back pitch meetings [Millie] Hi, thank you so much for the opportunity. I won't let you down. I know we just met last night but I was working up a storm and ran some ideas for branding past Cap. I wanted to show you what we came up with.
There are certain things your fanbase will love. Your target demographic is with middle aged mothers. They like you, they even accept what happened with that teacher, but right now you're more popular with men and women 18-25 but that test group voted on a costume that your husband vetoed. He decided that modest clothes are more endearing which sets you up nicely in the demographic with middle aged mothers. You're Stepfurt's MILF. We're thinking natural makeup, form fitted longer dresses, heels, no pants, no shorts, no low cut tops, tasteful jewelry.
[Millie photoshopped into a goddess style dress] Introducing Madame Wolf. An innocent girl trapped in an abusive marriage until one day she falls victim to a werewolf attack. Confused and alone, she isolated herself, not knowing how to control her newfound powers. Along comes Captain America. He fights her abusive husband and sets her free. From now on, Madame Wolf is not a victim, no, she's a protector. She's strong, and bold, but maternal and kind all at the same time.
[Captain Bucky] Hi, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Maggie Olsen and I'm like your biggest fan. I was hired by your team to help with rebranding. You've gone through a lot in this city, I know, but the world will love you again. The massacre that the police officer version of you did, the ties with HYDRA from most other versions of you... it's easy to see why they don't see the real you.
You're not an Asset. You're not the Winter Soldier. And frankly, here, you're not the one that comes to mind when we say Captain America. Now on this team you get to have a new name. We tried in a focus group of your biggest fans and the name that won by a landslide is...
[Bucky photoshopped into this costume] Bionic Man. He's strong, fast, a skilled gunman, and he doesn't let his disability slow him down. He's a symbol of perseverance and strength.
[Captain Sam] Hi, my name is Maggie Olsen, I'm like your biggest fan and I was hired by Cap and Millie- um, sorry, I have to specify. Steve Captain America. Well, currently there are 3 Captain Americas on the team and it's confusing for the fans. The suit, the name, everything needs to change. You're most popular with the Black and Local communities and we want to let them know that you care about them.
Introducing Black Falcon [Sam photoshopped into a costume]. A bright eyed Black Air Force Vet who met an unlikely friend in Captain America. He gave you the wings to fly and now you're giving wings to your whole community by taking flight. Everyone will know your name. I'm thinking Black Falcon cereals, Black Falcon sneakers, your own theme song. All of the little kids who look like you could really use someone to look up to.
[Wanda] Hi, I'm Maggie Olsen. I'm working with Cap to rebrand the team. It's so great to meet you, I'm like your biggest fan. You are- the most powerful woman in our universe. You're so so inspirational. Someone who lost everything but never stopped fighting for what you believed in.
Introducing [Wanda photoshopped into a costume] the Scarlet Witch. A girl with the power to bend realities, she's strong and fierce and will stop at nothing to serve justice. Your suit says feminine, it says powerful, it says I'm not afraid of my body an everything it can do.
[Pietro] I'm Maggie Olsen, I'm like your biggest fan. I was hired by your team to help rebrand each member and I think you'll really like what we did with your look. [It's the Flash costume... blah blah blah, can't talk to my own character but he agrees]
[Natasha] Hi, I'm Maggie Olsen, I'm like your biggest fan. I was hired by your team to help rebrand every hero and this is what we came up with.
There are so many of you here and all of them go by the same name, the same alias, nobody thinks of YOU when they say Black Widow. And people who don't know the name are expecting a Black hero when they hear your name. We need something for you. We have a spider in the Junior Avengers, Spider-man. He has spider powers, but you- you don't. It's misleading. You're an assassin and maybe the best assassin in this universe. You deserve better.
Introducing [Picture of Nat in this suit] Vixen. Superspy, assassin, cold blooded killer who uses her wiles to trap and detain the most dangerous men and women in the multiverse.