Word going around is you and I are having an issue. You got something on your mind, Son?

Sex trafficker and notorious serial baby killer Mark Wahlberg and his gang were detained by Queen Steph's army late last night. We are live right now at the public execution.

[Steph drags the man by his ankles through town and up to an alter.]
This is what happens when you cross me. This is what happens when you commit crime in Stepford. The streets will run red with blood until there is order and you will know that I am the law. [She throws his head down and raises an ax.] I am judge. I am jury. [She chops off his head. Blood sprays.] I am executioner.


[His associates are tied up all around on stakes. She clenches her fist and sets them on fire. They all start screaming.]

And you will obey.

[The camera cuts back to Sami]
Long live the Queen. This is Sami Bahar with the special report.

So the Avengers are children but I can assure you this town will not be unprotected. Starting today there will be changes starting with ending all inequalities. That means equal pay for all, equal opportunities for all, and a zero tolerance for discrimination. Anyone who has a problem with that can answer to me.

Your new queen. Any questions?

[He sits at the table with Lucky and Steph eating paninis and soup that Lucky made. Sarge naps on the kitchen counter]
So I talked to Natasha earlier. Steve Rogers doesn't seem interested in politics. I think that the best course of action is just to run for office. Colonel Rhodes was explaining the way that the system works, the current mayor was appointed by default and he got to choose his own cabinet and make all of his own laws. It's really a free for all.

I think that the path of least resistance might be the best path. No unnecessary bloodshed. If not, I think a lot of good people might get caught up in the crossfires.

[Clint]
Hey, I'm Nick Romanoff. I don't know if it's too weird for you, but if you wanted to get a drink together I'm open to it.

So I got here during a volcano-flood-blizzard and... suddenly everything got sucked back into the Earth if this is even the Earth.

I can't tell if we started playing Jumanji or if Loki's back. [Then he remembers] Jumanji's a movie about a board game that comes to life. Natural disasters happen and get sucked back into the game when it's over.

Mr. Potts
Good Afternoon, Mr. Potts. I'm a little disoriented, and I'm seeing doubles. Which Stark Tower am I supposed to go to?

Of course I'd finish digging myself out of a mountain of snow and the first thing I see is Stark Tower. Toni, I don't know what's going on but I know you do. Somehow you do.

I think we should talk.