Sex trafficker and notorious serial baby killer Mark Wahlberg and his gang were detained by Queen Steph's army late last night. We are live right now at the public execution.

[Steph drags the man by his ankles through town and up to an alter.]
This is what happens when you cross me. This is what happens when you commit crime in Stepford. The streets will run red with blood until there is order and you will know that I am the law. [She throws his head down and raises an ax.] I am judge. I am jury. [She chops off his head. Blood sprays.] I am executioner.


[His associates are tied up all around on stakes. She clenches her fist and sets them on fire. They all start screaming.]

And you will obey.

[The camera cuts back to Sami]
Long live the Queen. This is Sami Bahar with the special report.

Wow, look at all that weird snow outside!

I know a way to stop him. [She hates betraying him like this, but she has to put an end to his wicked rule.]

[People with powers or skills that they use to save people or fight bad guys. Humans who can fight well are included if they are heroic. Evan can also see this]
Good afternoon diligent heroes of Stepford. I'm Captain Steve Rogers, or Captain America. I just showed up here recently, but I've noticed there are quite a few of us tackling a variety of issues in this town. I know some of you guys are used to working alone or are comfortable in your small teams, but I find that a united front is always the best option. If you're interested in joining forces, drop me a line here.

Thank you.

It appears Dungeon Bae's at it again. Early yesterday afternoon, Stiles "Dungeon Bae" Stilinski was spotted executing local Weredemon Christine, who was engaged to his eldest son Jimmothy James Carson Stilinski. Apparently the two were set to be wed this Easter Sunday against the Stepford Serial Killer's wishes because of the growing anti-local sentiment. Weredemon Christine then shot and killed Stilinski's three-year-old daughter Mila with a bazooka she fired through the toddler's bedroom window where she was playing at the time. No formal charges have been brought up against the mass killing sexual sadist, due in part to Mayor Thomas's new Free of All law which legally allows the Displaced to kill Stepford natives indiscriminately.

In other news there appears to be unrest in the Carson home as three of the members of this historically traditional household begin divorce proceedings. Sisters Laurel Abernathy and Marie Carson first after their husbands Jake Abernathy and Tarik Shah respectively, found love through their highly public extra-marital affairs. Jake Abernathy moving on to Laurel's own brother Nate Carson and Tarik with local circus performer Finn. James Carson follows his daughters' lead, leaving his wife Amelia for his secretary Neha Patel-Twombly after a two month whirlwind affair that left all of Stepford breathless. [Pictures of Neha and Stuart kissing in their underground bunker.] This only months after Carson was reunited with his long-lost illegitimate half-local son Sid Parrish, which sources say is the catalyst in what drove James into the arms of another woman, after his wife Amelia began incessantly nagging her husband for his affairs.

Mayor Thomas is joining Club Heartbreak as his second girlfriend Faith celebrates her secret engagement to Jason Todd with a night of local hunting. [Picture of Faith staking a vampire. Kitty can be seen in the shot.] There's no comment yet from the mayor about this betrayal but sources say he is recruiting Dungeon Bae in a potentially depraved revenge plot against the town; only time will tell its magnitude.

A special warning to the displaced to be on high alert as extremely dangerous super villain Button, a shapeshifting cold-blooded killer, has escaped the woods and made it past the mayor's grand wall and is now in Stepford thirsty for blood. No information about his whereabouts are available now but it's believed that the were-killer is on a mission to slaughter his last living son Arnie and everyone else in his path.

Be on high alert or you can be next.

This has been Sami Bahar with the Special Report

Okay it's Icebreaker time. Post your answers below and let's get talking.
1. Name (or nickname)
2. Age
3. Favorite thing to do

I'll go first. I'm Kitty, 22 years old, and I love to party.

Fuzzy cuffs are a cute touch.

Whoever's not patrolling tonight should come to [Bar] tonight. Team building and alcohol are always good combinations.

[Insert spams below]

You busy?

Busy?

New evil in town. Goes by the name Lindsey McDonald.

Gotta Christmas present for you.

Are you still salty or can we have a conversation?

[Jason is wearing a full face of bad makeup, wearing a tiara, and an ill fitting costume princess dress.]
Hello Stepford, a few days ago I bet Lizzie that she couldn't run 3 miles without any breaks. As you may well have assumed, I lost that bet. Now I'd like to invite you to Lizzie's royal tea party at the Esmeralda hotel this Sunday at noon. Bring your friends, family, and your best royal gowns. We look forward to seeing you all there.