Saturday, November 30th, 2019

Harper (backdated)

[info]brooklynguy
I'd like to take you out to dinner if you're free.
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Monday, October 28th, 2019

Stan + Family

[info]itsharper
Hi.
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[info]humangirl
Self Love Sunday is embracing my mom-bod. Photo cred to my absolute favorite Mouse :P

Story time: Before I got pregnant with Mikey I used to struggle with an eating disorder. When I started gaining weight I really thought I'd never feel beautiful again, and losing the weight has been a new kind of challenge. I've had my ups and downs, but I'm proud to say that I've overcome it. It still takes work every day, but I know I'm worth it, so here I am. If you're struggling, stay strong, it gets better. XOXO We'll get through this together.

Yes, I'm crying again, but these are happy tears.
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Parents wanted

[info]trialredemption
17 year old girl recently released from juvie (rehabilitated) loves scrabble and pizza seeks loving parents. Great at chores, cooking, and baking. Very handy, great at communicating, will love you forever.
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Saturday, October 5th, 2019

[info]thatsmugbastard
So am I the only one who thinks it's weird that Captain America's having a funeral for terrorists that totalled the entire town?
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Friday, September 27th, 2019

[info]onearmedman
[For Stepford's Viewing Pleasure.]
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Saturday, September 21st, 2019

[info]dockboy
I stole a tablet and I don't care. I'm here to tell you all that the Avengers are all frauds. They'll make you trust you and then when you do, they stab you in the back. Wake up Stepford! They're all crooks and liars!
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Friday, September 13th, 2019

Rent Partay

[info]thenxtbestthing
[Spams here]
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Friday, August 9th, 2019

[info]oneofthem
Sex trafficker and notorious serial baby killer Mark Wahlberg and his gang were detained by Queen Steph's army late last night. We are live right now at the public execution.

[Steph drags the man by his ankles through town and up to an alter.]
This is what happens when you cross me. This is what happens when you commit crime in Stepford. The streets will run red with blood until there is order and you will know that I am the law. [She throws his head down and raises an ax.] I am judge. I am jury. [She chops off his head. Blood sprays.] I am executioner.


[His associates are tied up all around on stakes. She clenches her fist and sets them on fire. They all start screaming.]

And you will obey.

[The camera cuts back to Sami]
Long live the Queen. This is Sami Bahar with the special report.
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Wednesday, August 7th, 2019

[info]insiderscoop
Good Evening, Stepford.

Singles, are you looking for your prince charming to sweep you off your feet and wash your cares away? Under the cut, Stepford Presents the top 30 Classy Ladies and Gents of 2010: 30 of the brightest young entrepreneurs, leaders, stars. This time, there are some treats for the fellas out there, in the spirit of network mandated equality. [Scripted uncomfortable laughter]
Read more... )
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Monday, May 20th, 2019

[info]doctorsexymd
So I'm officially divorced.
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Saturday, May 11th, 2019

Sam

[info]lie_ability
I made you something. Not a big deal. [She tosses a bag of liquor on his lap] It's made of the organic apples from the farmers market you liked. I'm heading out. If you don't like it, just put it in the fridge. It doesn't matter.

[Group]
[Everyone from their group at home, Harper, Naz, Adele, and Faith]
You guys should meet Faith. She's friends with me and Apricot from the other apocalypse.
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Sunday, May 5th, 2019

House Spam

[info]omgsrzly
[She was only gone for an hour Stepford time but at home, nearly 10 months had passed. She's devastated by her family's future.]
I need my door back so I can be alone.

Harper
I could really use my bff right now.
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Thursday, April 25th, 2019

Friends

[info]crankyboy
I think I saw a Crank today.
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[info]spawnofawitch
Hey Stepfordians,

I'm Dahlia and I'll probably be here a while.
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Wednesday, April 24th, 2019

Thomas/Brenda; Redirected OTA

[info]sayamen
[Forward-dated to tonight]
Hey loves, sorry I'm running late. Work was a bitch, this guy got really handsy and security had to throw him out, then he ended up robbing a store so for some reason they needed my statement? It's BS. Brenda can you warm up some leftovers for me? I'm starving.
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Monday, April 22nd, 2019

[info]whatsupdanger
What's up, displaced?
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Saturday, April 13th, 2019

Crew; Redirected OTA

[info]thenxtbestthing
$9 for a bar of soap? What the hell's going on with the prices around here?

Stiles
Just wanted to let you know that I tried a machine at one of your places and lost. It's clearly rigged.

Lindsey
I got one of your songs stuck in my head today. Did you ever think of singing professionally?
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Tuesday, April 9th, 2019

Surprise Sparper

[info]offmymind
[She turns up at her room, drinking a bottle of Jack.]
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Sunday, April 7th, 2019

Friends

[info]thechosenstiles
Mandy and I want to announce that we're getting married and you're all invited.
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