| James; Redirected OTA |
[02 Sep 2018|04:11pm] |
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So let me tell you what my fucking wife did today. I'm just getting back from work and I get distracted by this cute dog walking across the street and she starts calling me. Naturally, I ignore the call but then she keeps calling. I totally tune her out, I hate when she calls me when I don't feel like answering. Anyway, I took the dog home and she seems happy about it. She's annoying but I love her. Being married to her really cured my promiscuous nature. I don't know why it never worked for you. Must be your bitch wife.
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| Mom |
[02 Sep 2018|05:09pm] |
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You know, if you ever want to come stay with me, you can.
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[02 Sep 2018|06:47pm] |
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[Terrified howl]
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| Werewolves |
[02 Sep 2018|10:10pm] |
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I heard a howl. Is everyone okay?
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