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James; Redirected OTA [24 Apr 2017|10:00am]
Dude, so I'm up late in my office thinking about how to get ahead of this fucking nightmare -- fucking hippies starting shit for us as if we don't have enough to deal with already and I just knock out, man. K.O'ed on my desk and I have this dream. So it's me and I'm in bed with this chick. Can't see her face but she's a fucking eleven body wise, best piece of ass you've ever seen -- and then the lights flick on and I look back and it's Esmeralda screaming at me and throwing a fit. She pulls back the blankets and I finally see this chick's face... it's Esmeralda. Jim, I'm having dreams about cheating on my wife with my wife. Talk about being whipped. Jesus.

We need a vacation. One where we're not trapped at the bottom of a ravine this time.
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