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Top Statistical Analyst George Mulloy reports 97% of crime is caused by Stepford born citizens while 3% is caused by Stepford born citizens with attitude. Mulloy's ground-breaking report also includes a ranking system of all female tablet owning Stepford on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being hottest and 1 being "fugliest". His wife Kitten "Kitty" Cat-Mulloy [Picture of Kitty] is ranked a 10 while teen mom Penny is ranked a 1. The details of the report will be available for public consumption on Friday, New Zealand time.
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