Jake narrowed his eyes as they both volunteered to do whatever. "Tell me what you're gonna do first. I have had one of the shittiest day I've had in a while," he admitted, absently rubbing at a spot on his chest, "and I ain't gonna take kindly to surprises or weird shit."
He paused for a moment and then looked at them both again. "This ain't the stuff you say's keeping us here, right?"