Gift! for Hemingway
Left on his doorstep in a box with a note:
Note: To the Old Man
Congratulations! You're now even older! Lucky for you that your girlfriend is still hot but not young enough to be your daughter so it's not creepy. You really got the golden ticket there.
Have a happy birthday, Hem. I'll be along as soon as I can find a babysitter.
Love Abi.
And a second smaller box with a note
Note (mostly in Abi's handwriting):
To Papa Hem,
Happy Birthday, thank you for being my best friend.