"Yes!" Discord said. "Well, I suppose /technically/ I'm from the nether space in Equestria created by hatred and evil and argumentativeness..." His red eyes rolled delightedly before he sat up at her tone. Oh, what was that? Hmmm...
"Well, they are quite adorable for the ponies. No, I don't have one! Ha! I am also definitely not a pony." He shook his head dramatically. "I look...like this!" The man stood from his stool and held up a hand as if presenting a magic trick. There was nothing, and then all at once in a puff of purple and red smoke he was different. He was not human at all! He was in fact many different animals all piece together.
Talk about spirit of chaos.
Standing there in the bakery was now a dragon-like creature at least fifteen feet long standing up on his hind legs, which were some sort of reptile's and stag. His tail was almost as long as the rest of him and made from that of a serpent. Discord's body seemed horse-ish, the front arms and/or legs a lion's and a griffon's talon. Wings sprout from his spine; a beautiful turquoise bird and a midnight blue bat. Finally, his great head, clearly the most horse-like of him all with a sturdy salt n' pepper mane over his gray hair. Characteristically he had bushy brows and a beard to match, mis-matched horns upon his dome between gazelle and stag.
Then the unimaginable monster spoke, as if it was no big deal.
"I am a draconequus, but what I am does not matter!" Discord laughed as he took a few steps forward, craning down in the room to fit. But he always did that, he hung in the air like an S with his hands folded together, clutching the air before him.
"Well, the island is a bit of an exception. Unless you're a Steeeeeve."