The man waved his hand and resumed a normal size, sitting at his stool again. No standing on counters? How awful. No fun. He slumped a bit and rest on his elbow and hand once again, watching her from the back.
"Nope! Not at all! I'm the only one!" he sang. "Just me...all alone...forever...since the dawn...of time..." He seemed to deflate quickly, like a balloon, as he elaborated on his particular position in the universe.