As Discord stood to his normal height he gave a great pout and shook his head. "Alas, it was not I who brought you here!" he said looking very blue about it all. "We do not know who or what brings us here, only that we are." He turned and took a few steps away to give her more space, watching that poise. Oh, how fun.
"It's very hard for newcomers to take in, I have heard. I am relatively new, myself! I'm enjoying it, just the same. It is a perpetual vacation." He paused and sighed, considering information he needed to tell her to sell her on the locale. He was suddenly a Real Estate man, dressed up in a mismatched suit that appeared on his body with an audible pop.
"Everything is free, there is no currency or money to exchange! Everyone works and trades whatever they like. Well, I don't. I don't need anything they offer! There's an apple orchard, beach, spa, greenhouse, castle, hospital, laboratories, playgrounds, a church and a park, pools--no longer filled with pudding, I'm sorry--aaaand....peace!" Arms appeared out of nowhere and pointed this way and that way and all of the ways as he listed off the various things on the island.
"But don't....touch that," the arms then disappeared as he turned and point at The Spire. "That's bad business even for me."