"Well that's true enough." Abi licked the spoon and stuck it in her ice cream so she could grab the bottle of beer from her rucksack. She'd managed to find her favourite brand of IPA in the store, though it was just a four pack.
"My dumb shit? God, my dumbest shit was college. My friends and I got high as fucking kites and stole the mascot suit, dyed it bright pink and cut out boob holes." She dissolved into laughter, cracking open a bottle of beer. "That was insane. Can't believe I did it, really."