Malcolm and Matthias (their Names MATCH, don't they? X-D <3)
Indeed, it really was the perfect present, of course, but still - it had to be ruined by something on this island - or at least, someone! In point of fact, Matthias Jugson was just behind the vulgar Scottish gentleman, and he grimaced down at the picture as it came into view from the envelope. "I don't suppose you've taught your daughter any better than you yourself know, have you...?" He pulled the slightest of faces, with a small frown thrown in for the good measure. "I mean, that is your daughter, is it not? Not some - underaged girlfriend of yours...?"