Ritchie pulled a bit of a face, and shrugged when he mentioned the pointy eared blokes. "Yeah, something like that," he conceded, not sure that he was really the best source on all things Indian. He only shagged one, they didn't tend to talk at length about his ancestry.
Ritchie's feet touched ground again, and although he was slightly wobbly in the knees, he quickly regained composure. He even gave Dean a bit of a cheeky grin when he caught on to what he had been trying to say about Ash. "Exactly! Yeah, I was staring at him because I really wanted to..." he couldn't say mate because he was suddenly just laughing instead, only able to nod in confirmation instead. It sounded ridiculous when it was put that way, and he'd never called it mating in this life, it was giving him Attenborough vibes.
"I dunno, what's spicy water?" he asked, not sure it wasn't something he'd regret in the morning.