"I'm just going to make certain, you don't need to fall and crack your head open along the way. You're staggering around like a newborn fawn." Even skilled assassins weren't immune to trouble while drunk. Jacob himself knew that well enough, not that anyone knew he was aware of that given the way he carried on. At least he hadn't seriously harmed himself yet.
He took a step back to give Edward space but his hand was still out as if he was prepared to catch him if he stumbled. "And we will have plenty of time for proper drinks, don't you worry Edward. Just don't drink alone and I won't have to play mom and get you into bed when you've had too much."