"Hmm... you see that is not the correct question. I am not dead," he said. He knew very well that he was being deliberately complicated. A major pain. He had a reputation to defend after all. "Now if you would have asked me when I died-" A technicality. Loki thoroughly enjoyed technicalities. They made getting out of trouble so much more fun. "-that would have been two years ago. Fantastic day. Such fun times." Sarcasm was dripping like honey from a spoon.