John watched the horse move towards the water and then seemingly, step on it. So not your ordinary run of the mill horse then... He watched it a little more carefully, noting the water didn't ripple under the horses hooves. It was floating above the water. Not by much but still. What sort of mess had he landed himself in this time? Whatever it was, it beat suffering in Hell.
"And Binky walks above water. Of course he fucking does!" he laughed, smiling at the absurdity of it all.
When asked the question, he turned his attention back to the trickster. "How about no, sweetheart. But thanks for the offer" he said, holding up a hand, his head tilting back and to the side a little. He placed the cigarette between his lips and inhaled. He was curious about what other things were on the grounds. What kind of secrets possibly lay there. But there was an entire station, and he wasn't about to get fooled twice in a row. He wanted to avoid that if possible.