"Ah, I see," he said. She was obviously new. "It is not your fault, mademoiselle, you do not need to apologise. What is your name, please?"
He walked over towards the front door so that they weren't yelling across the room. Not that they were yelling, as such. "It is my turn to apologise now. I am sorry, but there is no courthouse near here. I would escort you there myself, if I could."