"YAY!" Charlie said, reaching up and taking Mama's hand so he could lead her to the naughty step, "Naughty step is for naughty people," he said, pointing to the blue stool in the hallway Abi used for when Charlie needed to calm down. "Mama sit in jail!"
"He's a bossy policeman," she said, perching herself on Charlie's stool and pouting. "It's not fair, there's only one naughty step so Papa has to wait his turn to use it."