Abi giggled behind him, putting one hand on her hip as Charlie made Hemingway stick up his hands in surrender. "Oh no, Officer Charlie, you've got the wrong Papa!" she giggled. "It was me all along!"
Gasping, Charlie aimed his toy gun at Abi, "Hans up, Mama!" he almost yelled, "You been bad 'swell!"
Complying with the officer's demands, she raised her hands, "What are you going to do with us, Officer Charlie? Where do people go when they're bad?"
Charlie seemingly thought for a moment, "Naughty step!"