InsaneJournal

Current mood:	sore
Entry tags:	active: james rogers, active: natasha romanoff, active: peter parker, active: tony stark

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Don't ever let teenagers think you can't keep up with them at a trampoline park. Now, on a completely unrelated note, I apologize if I use all the hot water in the building tonight.



✓ The wizard, aka Dr. Strange, brings my good friend, Bruce, through a portal.

✓ They meet my fiancee and I while we are enjoying a stroll through NYC like normal couples.

✓ Aliens invade NY as I predicted.

✓ Skidward Alien captures the wizard.

✓ I jump on a flying donut ship.

✓ The kid jumps on the same flying donut ship because, you know, why not?

✓ We kill Skidward thanks to the kid's plan and land on Planet Purple Alien.

✓ Galaxy wanderers who call themselves "Guardians" fuck up plan to keep Thanos from the stone.

✓ The wizard gives Thanos the stone and says it is the only way.

✓ Many people turn to dust.

✓ I somehow get off Planet Purple Alien.

✓ We somehow bring those who turned to dust back.

✓ Cap turns up in Goodland talking about time jumps.

Hypothesis: We use time travel to collect the stones and use them to get those who turned to dust back.

Everything comes at a cost. What was the cost?